A full adventure world where the only way to level your character is to move your actual body. Reps are damage. Steps are resources. The dragon at the end doesn't care how you feel about squats.
Day one
100 workouts in
First real gear
MaxedYour character only levels when you do. Both of you lose the belly.
Camera on, pose tracked on-device, and only clean reps count. Every rep you land is a hit the monster takes.
Every exercise comes with a demonstration from a man who has never skipped a day in his life. He is made of pixels and he is better than you.
Push-ups
Squats
Bicep curls
Sit-ups
High plank
Weighted lungesYour push-ups are attacks. Your steps are currency. Every monster below is killable with nothing but your own body, and every one of them drops loot: hides to tan, ore to smelt, dragonfire to catch in a steel bucket. Yes, there are dragons. Yes, there is a potion for that.
ChickenLvl 2
BoarLvl 3
War CowLvl 5
Evil ChickenLvl 8
Gnome WarriorLvl 9
War HoundLvl 10
Goblin SoldierLvl 14
WolfLvl 24
CentaurLvl 32
OrcLvl 35
Armored DwarfLvl 38
SkeletonLvl 40
Mountain GiantLvl 45
GiantLvl 52
Skeleton MageLvl 58
MinotaurLvl 62
Orc WarlordLvl 65
Elven ArcherLvl 70
Corrupted DwarfLvl 84
Night ElfLvl 92
Demonic TrollLvl 120
Red DragonLvl 150
Armored Cave TrollLvl 180
Black DragonLvl 200
Nameless TerrorLvl 400
White WizardLvl 650
BunnyLvl 1337BunnyLvl 1337ChickenLvl 2BoarLvl 3War CowLvl 5Evil ChickenLvl 8Gnome WarriorLvl 9War HoundLvl 10Goblin SoldierLvl 14WolfLvl 24CentaurLvl 32OrcLvl 35Armored DwarfLvl 38SkeletonLvl 40Mountain GiantLvl 45GiantLvl 52Skeleton MageLvl 58MinotaurLvl 62Orc WarlordLvl 65Elven ArcherLvl 70Corrupted DwarfLvl 84Night ElfLvl 92Demonic TrollLvl 120Red DragonLvl 150Armored Cave TrollLvl 180Black DragonLvl 200Nameless TerrorLvl 400White WizardLvl 650BunnyLvl 1337BunnyLvl 1337Each rep rolls damage against the boss's HP bar, with a full combat triangle: swords, bows and monster weaknesses. Better gear, bigger hits. Some of these will delete a beginner on sight; go earn your armor first, bronze to corrupted, leather to black dragonhide.
Group BossingLive co-op boss fights: your whole clan piles onto the same HP bar at once, every rep lands in realtime, and the boss keeps coming back until your crew calls it. Loot is personal; the bragging rights are not.
You
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Fights you start are open by default, so clanmates can jump in mid-battle. More fighters, bigger boss. Someone always claims the final blow.
Gather & craftEvery step you take is a swing of the axe or pickaxe, phone in your pocket, even with the screen off. Monsters drop the rest. Smelt bars, fletch arrows, tan dragonhide, and forge the one metal that only melts in liquid dragonfire.
Pick a tree, an ore vein, or a foraging spot, then go live your life. Your banked steps keep chopping while your phone sleeps; open the app to a pile of logs and Agility XP. Higher Agility unlocks meaner trees.
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Smelt ore at the furnace, hammer it at the anvil, tan hides at the crafting table. Bronze to mithril and beyond; a full kit changes how hard you hit and how long you survive. Some legendary pieces demand serious Strength to even lift.
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Resource gatheringWalk in the real world and your character works the wilds alongside everyone else out gathering. Better tools chop faster, rarer trees need higher levels, and the chat never sleeps.
Axes for trees, pickaxes for rocks, a bucket for the unspeakable. Tools tier up from bronze to corrupted.
Why it sticksWe took the dopamine loop the games got right and pointed it at your health.
Reps pay out in gp. Spend it on instant unlocks, or hoard it like it's 2007.
Strength and Agility level on the authentic XP curve. That satisfying level-up is now a real push-up.
Climb the ranks against everyone else grinding. Your total level is public. Flex accordingly.
Optional: shield your worst apps behind reps. A side quest these days, but still ruthless.
Pose detection runs entirely on-device. The camera sees your form; nobody else does.
Team up with friends on a shared daily goal and keep each other honest. Nothing motivates a set of squats like a group chat that knows you skipped.
Off-camera days still pay. Your real step count earns gp in the background, so a long walk is never wasted time.
HiscoresStrength, Agility, gold banked, and total reps. Every push-up is logged and ranked. Somewhere out there, someone is doing one more than you.
GoldReps
2.1M48,210
1.4M41,880980k39,540
720k35,120610k31,700
1,204512Four boards, one grind: Strength, Agility, richest, and most reps of all time.
Live from the worldEvery rep and every step by every adventurer, straight from the server. Updates every minute.
You spent your teens grinding levels for a character who never left the chair.
Grind for the one that does.
Pick a monster, prop up your phone, and the camera turns your body into the controller. Clean reps land hits; stop moving and the monster hits back. Tougher monsters need more reps, better gear, and sometimes a potion.
Your front camera plus on-device pose detection tracks your body and counts real reps: push-ups, squats, jumping jacks, and 14 more. It runs locally; no video ever leaves your phone.
No. Download and start grinding immediately. If you want your progress synced and your name on the global hiscores, you can sign in with Apple later, but it's optional.
Not at all. If you do, you'll feel right at home with XP drops, gold, and the grind to 99. If you don't, it's just a genuinely fun way to earn your screen time.
Yes, optionally. Shield your doomscroll apps behind reps and they stay genuinely locked by the system until you earn them back. It used to be our headline; now it's a side quest.
Free to download and start. Grab it on the App Store or Google Play and see the loop for yourself.
Lock the apps. Earn them back. Watch the XP drop.